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Unrivaled

Unrivaled

Oh hi! I’m Jiggly. And it’s a Tuesday. The Fire didn’t play this week, thus leaving them in a state of limbo. They are currently a playoff team, which is nice; but they still haven’t played like a convincing playoff team yet. That won’t really

The Messi Cure: Kid Gloves Come off

The Messi Cure: Kid Gloves Come off

Normally, last night the general soccer-viewing public in the United States would have been tuned in to watch the Women’s National Team start their World Cup campaign against Vietnam, but, almost predictably, Don Garber had alternate plans. The League’s Cup kicked off – for the first time in its

The Messi Problem: A Rising Empire and a Drowned City

The Messi Problem: A Rising Empire and a Drowned City

Major League Soccer roster rules weren’t as complex back in 2000, but there was still a salary cap and limits to international players. Some bigger players were even allocated to teams like Piotr Nowak originally was when he signed with the league. But in 2000, the Fire were allocated

A Mid-Season Evaluation of the Fire's Midfield

A Mid-Season Evaluation of the Fire's Midfield

It may be early to discuss it, but as the Fire inch closer and closer to the potential postseason, before we know it, clubs will begin preparing their squads for the 2024 Major League Soccer campaign. The Fire are in a unique position as a new sporting director and head

The Magic If

The Magic If

Oh hi! I’m Jiggly. And it’s a Tuesday. The Fire have won three games at home, and I have three main topics. After last week’s going a bit long, I want to make these a bit shorter. I appreciate those who liked it and hope it does

Every Night is Star Wars Night

Every Night is Star Wars Night

Oh hi! I’m Jiggly. And it’s a Tuesday. I am currently in pain still after running the Malort 5k on Saturday morning with no real prep or stretching. I’m fine with Malort, it really just tastes like cough syrup, it’s the fact that I’m short

Thor in a Fire Kit

Thor in a Fire Kit

Oh hi! I’m Jiggly. And it’s a Tuesday. It’s interesting how the entire landscape of sports media can change overnight. From the newspaper, to the radio, then somehow back to the newspaper again. From broadcast to online. Anyway, Twitter is acting up again and this time the

Jiggly on a Tuesday

Jiggly on a Tuesday

Oh hi! I’m Jiggly. Welcome to my new weekly column here at MenInRed97, where I’ll be coming in with various thoughts about the Chicago Fire, soccer, and other things of that sort. We’ve been giving you guys some great logical analysis and reporting, but clearly, what everyone

Double Take: Lineup Choices Against St. Louis CITY

Double Take: Lineup Choices Against St. Louis CITY

I don’t know if new interim Head Coach Frank Klopas or anyone else on the Fire coaching staff has a copy of Theory of Games and Economic Behavior, the seminal work by John von Neumann and Oskar Morgenstern which laid out an approach for the rigorous study of zero-sum

10 Dilemmas: Shaqiri, Gutiérrez, or both?

10 Dilemmas: Shaqiri, Gutiérrez, or both?

Last weekend in Miami, just as the Chicago Fire seemed to be stumbling to yet another disappointing collapse, 19-year-old attacking midfielder Brian Gutiérrez was the man who stepped up in the biggest moment. Upon receiving a pass from fellow homegrown Javier Casas, Gutiérrez charged forward with the ball and attracted